UNLITTER (v): To properly dispose of more garbage than you generate
(as defined by the Sons of the Beach)
It's easy to become an SoB!
no religious visions will appear
no salesman will call
Just raise your right hand and repeat the SoB Pledge:
I promise to Have Fun --
Help Others Have Fun --
and U N L I T T E R* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There.
That wasn't so hard, was it?
(But remember - you PROMISED!)